Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Things I've Been Told, Part II

Taken on 1/4/2015 at 33 weeks pregnant

"She's growing by the minute!"
Don't I know it!

"You're walking really fast for someone who is having a baby next month."
"Here's to hoping delivery will be fast too! ... Yeah, right."

"When do you go on maternity leave?"
"Whenever she decides to show up."

"You're hiding a basketball in your shirt, aren't you?"
"It's a volleyball, actually."

"If you have your baby in the office, I'll have to excuse myself. I'm just not ready for that. But I'll get one of the nurses to come help you!"
I appreciated her honesty!

"Ha! Wishful thinking. Every pregnant woman hopes she'll deliver earlier than 40 weeks."
My OB probably thought I asked about the likelihood of her showing up sooner than 40 weeks in hopes that she would be smaller at delivery, but I was actually thinking more about work.

"Thank you. (starts exiting office and then notices my belly when I stand up) And congratulations!"

"Oh, cute! Look at yoooou!"
You can't miss me with this bump!

"You're a whale!"
Well, that was fun.

"This will be you soon!"
Count on a Target-shopping, toddler-toting mom to gleefully welcome me to the Mom Club. :)

"And so it begins!"
My husband's response when I texted him with "Braxton Hicks contractions. Yaaaay."


Jenn said...

You can add this one; I feel like you just announced you were pregnant! :)

Meg said...

Whoever said "you're a whale" needs slapped across the face! Replace that comment with mine: You look ravishing! :)


Brita Long said...

I love how unoriginal people are. Yes, obviously you're hiding a ball under your shirt, har dee har har!

Meg O. said...

Ahhhh, people, and their unwarranted comments. My kids would always ask what if I went into labor at school? I had to explain to them that when you go into labor it doesn't mean the baby just pops out right then and there. LOL! They seriously had no idea.

Whitney said...

Oh jeeze. The whale comment? People are so insensitive! She will be here so sooooon!