(Mr. TBS typing on his phone)
What are you looking up?
The answer to the age-old question.
So... what's the age-old question?
"What is the difference between an ass, a donkey, a mule, and a burro?"
That's the age-old question that people seek the answer to?!
Yes, this conversation happened while we were out to dinner. To all you youngins pining for your Prince Charming who will whisk you away to a fantasy land of romance and poetry, this is what real married life sounds like. Get excited! Of course, you want to know the answer to this age-old question, right? Read below, and color yourself educated, my friends.
A wild animal and relative of the zebra. (Full name: African Ass)
A domesticated ass.
Male = jack
Female = jenny or jennet
Offspring of an ass (male donkey) and a mare (female horse)
* Offspring of a stallion (male horse) and a jenny (female donkey) is a hinny.
A small donkey.
- My condolences to all you Jacks and Jennys out there. Now you know what your name means. ;)
- We thought donkeys lived down the street from us and have called them as such, but they're burros. I'll apologize to them on the way home today.
- I'm sure this is exactly the kind of important stuff NBC had in mind when they started their "The More You Know" campaign.