(walking through the endless aisles of Halloween and Christmas decorations at Hobby Lobby)
Am I gay? Why do I like this store so much?
You guys. I was dying. Dying! Our favorite season is autumn, and we love the holidays. Who doesn't? When stores are ripe with decorations, we fall victim to their pleas to be bought. There is no telling how long we may be there. Proof: During our trip to New Orleans in May, we stumbled into a shop called Santa's Quaters in the French Quarters and walked with out a few hundred dollars poorer but with amazing finds. Let me repeat that this trip was in May.
For the record, we believe that homosexuality and masculinity are not mutually exclusive, just as femininity and athleticism are not. However, I think Hobby Lobby was igniting his creative and feminine energies (which we all have) at the time. :-)
This will go down in the book of "Questions My Husband Asked Me." That handsome man has a way with words! (Oddly, neither of us ever asked the words "Will you marry me?")
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"Fish got to swim, birds got to fly,
I got to love one man 'til I die,
Can't help lovin' dat man of mine."
"Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" from Show Boat
by Jerome Kern & Oscar Hammerstein II